Gratis Art 4U

Saturday, June 14, 2008

You fight like a sissy!

My Sifu once told me,

to use my skill only for self defense.
Don't show-off and don't try to be a hero.

And the most important thing to remember,
never ever fight a sissy.

Well, my Sifu was drunk when he told me that.

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So I got this T-shirt to tell the world.....
I know KUNG FU.

If you marry me, nothing's gonna bug you
because I'll be eating them.
You don't need to complain to the waiter about
the bug in your soup,
because I'll be eating them.
You don't even need to worry about dengue mozzie
because I'll be eating those pesky bugs too!!

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Just don't ever have a penchant for frog legs,
because then you'll be eating me!!!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Yeah! You are FAT!!

I'm kinda tired of answering this unnecessary question

by the female species that goes like this:-

"Sayang, does this dress makes me look fat?"

What's the best answer can you give?
"Yeah! Since you mention it, this dress does makes you look fat!"
or
"No, honey. You look fantastic!"

Guess what? She'll never believe your comment.
Damn if you do. Damn if you don't.

This gives me an idea for this T-shirt design.
Either way.... you're safe.

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Hey! This even looks good on those would-be-model
who's a bit shy to tell the world he/she
got a body you can drool over.

Monday, June 9, 2008

They just will not go away.....

Some people just wouldn't take 'NO!' for an answer.
They are like housefly, buzzing around some shit.
They just love to hang around no matter what
you say to them.

Urhmm.... could it be that you are
the shit that they love to hang out with??!!

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