Will this sell???

I've not posted anything for quite sometime. Workload and busy schedule have prevented me from putting more free stuff here.
Recently I've done a quick design and was thinking of printing this on a black t-shirt, but am wondering if this will sell.

It can be printed both in front or back of t-shirt.
Below is the enlarged portion of the design.

Take a look at it and give me your comment.

This is GOOD!!

A superbly done stop-motion. The level of patience and dedication can be seen from this well made production. The end result is stunning. One thing though.... I'll be imagining Jennifer Beal differently from now on.... Shuck!!

Love is in the air.... what a lovely couple.

Insulting is a skill. Not many have it.
But counter-insult is an art form.
It can be done to perfection with constant practice.
What better way to do this than with your soul mate.

Do it right.... & do it right the first time!!
He He He.

I wouldn't want to drink this. It's kinda weird.

Another logo got parodied by me.

This time it's
RED BULL, The Energy Drink.


You'll sleep well once you drink it.

or maybe not! You may sleep and never wake up.

(Don't take this too seriously. It's just a lame joke I'm trying to pull)

I may get sued for doing this.... but I hope not!

I wonder sometime, if those global brands (logos) were to be something else,
being parodied into something funny or crude.

This is my first attempt of doing so.
I sincerely hope I don't get sued for this.
This is meant as a joke, nothing more.

So here goes.......
HEINEKEN BEER LOGO


This is for the EMO FREAKS!


This is for my Malay Bro....

and this is for my

HORNY BOYS & GIRLS


Please don't get offended.
I'm only trying to be funny.... in a crude kinda way.

If this goes well with everybody.... I got other logos
that I'll parody in the near future.
WATCH THIS SPACE!!

This will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes President of USA.

I am working on some new design to be uploaded here. I got a terrible week and I had bad diarrhea for days now. Maybe I will have to take a few days off for now.

Oh yeah! This can happen if Hillary Clinton wins the presidential erection.... oops I mean election.
And I'm sure it's pretty accurate.

OUCH!!! Are you trying to crack my nuts??!!!

While she's at it, She'll want you to have this NUT BUSTER!! Are you ready for it??


Oh Well, we'll not see her do all those stuff since she's lost the Presidential race.
But I bet you've not seen the last of her, yet!!
Oh Mr C .... I don't envy you.

You fight like a sissy!

My Sifu once told me,

to use my skill only for self defense.
Don't show-off and don't try to be a hero.

And the most important thing to remember,
never ever fight a sissy.

Well, my Sifu was drunk when he told me that.

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So I got this T-shirt to tell the world.....
I know KUNG FU.

Can dreams come true?

Hey, princess....

If you marry me, nothing's gonna bug you
because I'll be eating them.
You don't need to complain to the waiter about
the bug in your soup,
because I'll be eating them.
You don't even need to worry about dengue mozzie
because I'll be eating those pesky bugs too!!

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Just don't ever have a penchant for frog legs,
because then you'll be eating me!!!

Yeah! You are FAT!!

I'm kinda tired of answering this unnecessary question

by the female species that goes like this:-

"Sayang, does this dress makes me look fat?"

What's the best answer can you give?
"Yeah! Since you mention it, this dress does makes you look fat!"
or
"No, honey. You look fantastic!"

Guess what? She'll never believe your comment.
Damn if you do. Damn if you don't.

This gives me an idea for this T-shirt design.
Either way.... you're safe.


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Hey! This even looks good on those would-be-model
who's a bit shy to tell the world he/she
got a body you can drool over.

They just will not go away.....

Some people just wouldn't take 'NO!' for an answer.
They are like housefly, buzzing around some shit.
They just love to hang around no matter what
you say to them.

Urhmm.... could it be that you are
the shit that they love to hang out with??!!

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You gotta fight it, defeat the urge

You love how you look.

Hey! You're in shape!
Round is a shape, right?!!
Fight it! Fight the urge!!
Relax!! Chill!!!

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If you can't keep 'em down, SCREW THEM!!

When you are a hammer, everything else looks like nails.

When you are a screwdriver...... you'll be screwing all day.
Oooooh Yeah! What a life!!
SCREW YOU!!!

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He's the MAN! He's my SUPER DAD!

He's here.

He's now.
He's bigger than life!

He's SUPER DAD!

(Just don't expect him to do anything when he's holding the remote controller)

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All Super Dad needs a super Gizmo.
This is just perfect for him.

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10km run. I bet it can't be harder than this....!

Enter the VIAGRA 10km run.

I bet you, nothing else is HARDER than this.
Well, it'll take at least 1hr for the warm up.
It'll be like a walk in the park to you... the pro.
But our seniors will have a very STIFF competition, for sure.
Hope they make it at the final spurt!

P.s: No puns intended! He He He

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You can't be THAT stupid!!!??

I may looked decent.

I may looked like a nerd, but I know something that you don't.
You're a BLOODY IDIOT and you don't even know it.


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Salah ngorat, dok!

Ko ingat senang ke nak ngorat dia.

Kalu poket kempis, ko pi ngorat ler orang laen.
Harap muka jer hensem... pi mampos ler....

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Check out my magic wand!!!

Really, I've got this magic wand that can make all your worries and sorrow go away.

But it'll bring new set of problem, though.
So, please use it sparingly.

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Awas Mat Skodeng?!!

This is for my malay fans out there!
This request is specially for Mat Skodeng asking for some malay design.
Enjoy, bro!

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Channel your anger elsewhere!

I was kinda moody today. Something's bugging me and I really can't get it out of my system.
I need to channel my frustration and anger somewhere. No! I'm not gonna go to war and bomb some third world country. Someone already beat me to it and he's an ugly idiot.

So, here's something for you people out there.
You may add some fancy, angry phrases to it.

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I'm not a girl, not yet a pornstar....

You gotta gimme some respect, girlfriend!
I'm gonna be a famous pornstar.
And I'm gonna die young bcoz of S.T.I !!

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I'm not a boy, not yet a rockstar

You gotta gimme some respect, man!

I'm gonna be a famous rockstar.
And I'm gonna die young bcoz of drug overdoze!!

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Guitar Gods?

Someone emailed me this image to share here.
So here it is.
This one sure looks good on a plain white tee.

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You gotta love this blowjob!

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I love sax! It's sexy, smooth and cool.
It's a hard blowjob....
but if you do it well,
it's an aural stimulation.

I'm a cat lover...

Hey! How can anyone eat a cat?
I can never eat them.
I love them too much.

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But I love a shaved pussy!!
They smell kinda nice, too!

This is soooooo GAY!

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I got no 'Smart' comment on this.
If you like it, take it.
If you don't, you are soooo GAY!

Hey! Don't be rude!

Didn't your mum told you not to be rude to others.
Why can't you be nice for once.
Tell them something that they'll feel good about.
NOT!!!

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There's a nicer word for ASS...

GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.

Don't they sounds good to you?
Reminded me of the movie "Gladiator".

If you can't kneel to me, at least bend down.
I'd love to kick your GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!

The real Sin

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Please help prevent global warming.
Don't FART, you baboons !!!

Gothic / Emo stuff

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I guess this one suits you best, you EMO FREAKS. Just don't kill yourself over this image. I won't be held responsible for it.

A Picture tells a thousand words??

I don't think this one needs that much words to convey the message. I just needs three. Its either you know it or you don't. Pick and choose. Just don't take the wrong ones. Well, you know yourself better.

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Who's the pussy/bitch now?!!

Stop calling me bitch! Stop calling me pussy!
Hey! Hey! Stop the namecalling.
Print this, heat transfer on a T-shirt
and give it to the BITCH/PUSSY!!!

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So, who's the BITCH / PUSSY, now??!!!

He's a Beast, She's an Angel

So you wanna wear something that reflect your inner self!
Problem solved!
I've got exactly what u want.

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Copy it, sell it, print it..... do whatever you want with it. It's free.

Stop staring at my ...er... teats

This is my first post. This one for the ladies with a BIG...... er... ego.
Hi-res graphic for you to print on T-shirt.

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Copy it, sell it, print it..... do whatever you want with it. It's free.